You Didn't Have What It Takes To Be An iPhone.

fiona's theory about boys:

"girls right now, see boys as phones and iPods. you see, there are two type of guys you could have in your life. there's the 'phone' type of guy who is like your neccesity guy, the one you d'n'm with, the one you have there who understands you, the one you kinda need as your support bar for everyday. then there's the 'iPod' kinda guy, the accessory, like you don't NEED him, but you WANT him there to fuck around with, do couply stuff with etc. i think right now, since we're all just started uni and everyone's just here to have fun, it's important to keep the phone and the iPod seperate.... andddddddddddd then ultimately find yourself an iPhone - that is, the combination of the phone and the ipod, the whole package, your bestfriend, your fuck buddy in one. the perfect boyfriend."

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. BEST.

honestly right now, looking back he started off as an iPod, then i started to think he could be my iPhone but turned out it was just a generic fake copy of the iPhone and now he's nothing more than some lousy CD player, i don't want him, i don't need him, i'm not gonna use him...but maybe one day, he will turn out to be a good phone. that's all :)