I CANNOT EFFING WAIT TIL NEXT FRIDAYYYY
PARTY POSSE, PREPARE TO PARTYY YOUR BUNS OFF.
FUNNY CONVERSATIONS:
......
Theresa: Oh fuck, our ratios are screwed. Three to two.
Carolyn: Huh? What do you mean?
Theresa: For Eve... Isn't that what we're talking about right?
Carolyn: OHHH RIGHT!
Theresa: Wait..... What did you think I was talking about?
Tony: Sex.
Carolyn: SHUTUP TONY! NO
Theresa: I mean in our group, 3 boys 2 girls. This might not work. You know they can turn you down for being a boy? They can discriminate you know that?
Pham/Tony: WHAT THE FUCK?!
........
(discussing our sleep over)
Tony: FIVESOMEEEEE!
Carolyn/Theresa: errrr...
Pham: wellll, i'mmmmmmm gonna play dota while you guys have a foursome.
Theresa: anddddd, i'm gonna sleep while you guys have a threesome.
Carolyn: andddddd, i'm gonna sleep too, while you anal kim.
Tony: YOU GUYS PISS ME OFF!
Pham: Fine, then. I'm in! I'll come join you and kim in a threesome.
Carolyn: Fine, then. andddd i'll wake up to watch you guys at it.
Theresa: and i'll wake up to record it.
ALL: NICE! HAHAHAHHA
........
Carolyn: Hey daddy, there's something I need to tell you. I'm a party animal.
Daddy: No you're not, you're always at the library... aren't you?
Carolyn: Yes... I am, I mean in the next few weeks. You can't get mad at me if I don't come home some nights okay? Or if I come home drunk or stoned no wait, screw that, I'll be at Theresa's if that happens okay?
Daddy: *wtf face*
Carolyn: But daddy you promised!
Daddy: OKAY! Hey by the way, I've been meaning to tell you. You can have a boyfriend now. :)
Carolyn: But.. i don't want a boyfriend.
Daddy: Yes you do. Trust me. You do.
I LOVE MY DADDY HAHAHAHA!
IF ONLY YOU COULD READ MY MIND
What he said: What are you thinking?
What I said: Nothing.
(What I was thinking: I want you to kiss me.)
I know that I like us, and I think that I like you.
I like being around you, but I'm scared, coz I never want to lose you.
Ps. I love you Katherine. Miss you like a crazy lady!
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